dick's circus act

Here's an oldie but goodie that fellow housemate of Dicks reminded me of. Over Sophomore year I was dating a girl whose friend was ridiculously tall and absurdly cute. I figured it would make sense to try and hook one of my pretty tall room mates up and took Dick and John to a party one night. Now as some of you may now Dick is not the fliest cat in the universe. I introduce him to my girlfriends cute friend and later in the night I guess he starts dancing with her in the basement of the house party we are at. The next day I ask him how it went and he says:
Dick: "it was going really well...until I told her I felt like I needed to be wearing stilts"

Well done Dick.

Next time may be you should keep your mouth shut and stick to cute actions like this one: