Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Halloween

Remember that time Dick posted flyers up all over campus because he wanted a ride to Hampshire College? I don't think I'll ever forget, or forgive him for not having a license at age 21.

enjoy:

dick's circus act

Here's an oldie but goodie that fellow housemate of Dicks reminded me of. Over Sophomore year I was dating a girl whose friend was ridiculously tall and absurdly cute. I figured it would make sense to try and hook one of my pretty tall room mates up and took Dick and John to a party one night. Now as some of you may now Dick is not the fliest cat in the universe. I introduce him to my girlfriends cute friend and later in the night I guess he starts dancing with her in the basement of the house party we are at. The next day I ask him how it went and he says:
Dick: "it was going really well...until I told her I felt like I needed to be wearing stilts"

Well done Dick.
Next time may be you should keep your mouth shut and stick to cute actions like this one:

Monday, July 18, 2011

Dicks first encounter with a diabetic




So I heard this story from one of Dicks friends in the city from the other day and couldn't let it pass. Everyone is familiar with the tamagotchi toys from our past right? If not they look like this:














They're pretty awesome toys...anyways Dick is talking to this girl:
Dick: "Oh cool! is that a Tamagotchi?"
Girl: "No I'm diabetic..."
she was checking her blood sugar...

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